Shoe Safe


to use ones shoes as a safe for personal belongings. used usually when visiting a friends house, or staying the night.also used at the pool. when you dont want your stuff to get wet
me: hey malcolm, im gonna put my shoe safe next to your door.
malcolm: aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.

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