shoebris
the att-tude of a girl who goes out in inappropriately uncomfortable shoes without any back-up footwear, thinking that she can handle them. this often results in her feet being in excruciating pain by the end of the night.
a: why is she taking a cab home? she lives just 5 blocks away!
b: her shoebris got the better of her and now she’s got blisters the size of grapes.
the act of wearing footwear that is socially inappropriate to the situation at hand.
did you hear that tim wore slippers to his job interview yesterday? that was some serious shoebris!
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