Shoeffler
the slowest man in the world. capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. known for “shuffling” through tasks apparently randomly. also, with a failure to ingest any “eines” (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.
shoeffler got tasked with our ldi? put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while….
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- son of a
an exclamation usually when getting hurt or finding out bad news -says here you failed the 12th grade. -…son of a! contrary to what you might think it should be prounounced as (so no fa) this word is actually son of a. it is usually followed by sl-t, or b-tch. or my favorite, prost-tute monkey. […]
- Spank me hard
a euphemism for f-ck me used to express frustration; not to be confused with the “spank me hard!” which expresses the literal desire to be spanked. friend: dude, your parents just died in a fire that burned down your house. you: spank me hard! my xbox was in there.
- spellchicken
one who is afraid to use the spell check function on their word processing program. j: look how many typos there are in this doc-ment. t: it’s no wonder. john’s a spellchicken.
- Textual Relief
after waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text! woman: i’ve been waiting for a reply from him all day! -recieves text- woman: yay! i’m overwhelmed by textual relief right now.
- TGHF
tghf stands for top gun high five. it is a ritual act that shows how manly you are. it is especially powerful when used in combination with picking up chicks and/or beating down other men. pua: dude that girl totally tossed my salad in the bathroom. wing: tghf!!!