Shoeglaze
the act of “shoeglazing” is when one masterfully -j-c-l-t-s on one or more feet post coitus/f-ll-t–/pumping off.
alex: “so after you gave that foot job, did he finish on your feet?”
gabby: “yeah. i got shoeglazed harder than a dirty, dirty sl-t.”
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