Shoenice


to eat something quickly which isn’t necessarily edible
“oh man, this bath bomb is disgusting…”
“just shoenice it…”
shoenice is the youtube/internet phenomena known for eating virtually anything. he has ingested condoms, tampons, an entire bar of anti-perspirant, dish soap, multiple cans of chewing tobacco, a can of steel bb’s, amongst many other things. he is also widely known for slamming hard liquor at incredible speed. he’s demolished a liter of wild turkey in 30 seconds, and a 750ml bottle of everclear in 13 seconds as well as many other types of liquor. he’s also recognized by the guiness book of world records for ingesting 20 lit birthday candles in under 2 minutes. he is the self proclaimed, “human garbage disposal.”
hey everyone, shoenice again! thank yaw.
one crazy mother f-cker who eats anything. best known for his youtube videos
“eat that sh-t”
“f-ck it, shoenice”

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