shoewagger


1. the confidence one exudes based solely on the shoes he/she is wearing.

2. when all that matters is how fresh your kicks (shoes) are.
“yo, check out dude’s outfit. what the h-ll is he wearing?”

“yeah but check out his kicks. he’s definitely got shoewagger.”

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