a person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.
they may have a foot or shoe fetish.
potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including cbt
just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoew*nkers have found it already
- p*ssy cracker
the act of your s*xual partner making you c*m. he then takes a cracker, soaks up your c*m and feeds it to you. sheila was hungry so joe gave her a p*ssy cracker to eat.
a lot of s*m*n released when masturbation for men. daniel… i can smell your potae!
- ft index
unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,sh*thole, backstreet car mechanics = f*ck*ng tight. i say kevin, how many newton meters should i apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on mrs smith’s ford? for f*cks sake shane use the ft index innit.
the act of fornicating in a hayloft, or pile of hay. “lets go to that barn and have a haysome”