Shomelette


a type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. you f-ck your partner up the -ss until you get an -ss gape big enough to put ingredients in. once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your omelette’s. once all the ingredients are in the -sshole you resume making love to your partner up the -ss. then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner sh-t it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. bon appet-te!
“dude i was f-cking my girlfriend and she asked for a shomelette!”

“oh man my -ss hurts from that shomelette last night…”

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