shomit
the most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. the excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. as the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any p–p chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time….
can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from ibs.
jenny: i need to spew
john: i’ll hold your hair back
jenny: aaaaaarrghhhhh
john: holey sh-t, did you just shomit….that’s disgusting.
to throw up while sh-tting on the toilet or anywhere else.
“hey uh bill, i just took a shomit in your pillow case” exclaimed james.
to sh-t and vomit at the same time
after eating chinese and two c-kes at the klimax klub, i had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
the definition of the word shomits is taking a sh-t and vomiting at the same time.
he woke up 7:30 am sunday morning after drinking a lot sat-rday night. he started to take a sh-t and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued sh-tting. now that is what i call a serious case of the shomits.
the act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.
i just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.
to sh-t and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
that song was so bad i shomited
an indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using ‘sh-t’ metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. caution: he will blow you mind.
girl 1: dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
girl 2: wow! you’re dating a shomit!
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