Shomitiss


1. the act of sh-tting, vomiting, and p-ssing all at once.

2. the feeling usually -ssociated after a long night of drinking, and a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, i had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because i forgot to use the bathroom.

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