shomo


an abbreviation for the two words short h-m-
that sh-m- really likes to eat cookies.
a plural for h-m- on either msn/facebook/ any website where you can communicate through typing, but the person who typed it was either r-t-rded, or not sober.
“wow you’re a sh-m-”
“dude, are you tanked? or just r-t-rded”
another term for gay, but not literally meaning gay. it is better defined as:

a person who tries to show off and act awesome, when in reality they are fat dumb-sses and everybody hates them.

their are two origins of the word:

#1: the “sho” is from the word show, and “mo” is just the ending of the word h-m-.

#2: the term refers to the current heavy vocalist of attack attack!; caleb sh-m-, who in reality, fits the definition perfectly.
normal guy: so how’s life?

sh-m-: f-ckin’ awesome dude! i am the best thing that has ever happened to this world!!! i am f-cking amazing!!!!

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