shompsu


the coming together of two amazing minds.. to form the cutest, most intelligent, most epic pair known to mankind. the shompsu is also multicultural as it is derived from both south-east asian and east asian roots. nothing trumps the shompsu.. ever.
kid 1: “did you hear? shompsu will be taking the amc this year!”

kid 2 : “sh-t.. i’m not coming to school anymore!”

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