Shompt
to shompt is the act of sh-tting with a computer in hand. this is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.
conversation over aim:
-dude, u wanna go chill?
-nah bro, im about to shompt
-ah, good call.
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- Shompu
meaning beautiful and pink in the face amanda was called a shompu since she drank a mountain dew, read a book, and tied her shoes all at the same time.
- shootcakes
means to say a less intense form of “sh-t”…also a politer way when around adults who may not want u to cuss man 1-did u just see that fine girl walk by? man 2-shootcakes! where? or mother-son did you do ur hw son-shootcakes…naw ill do it now
- Shotgun Feltch
when someone bends down to perform a feltch, the other person then farts the s-m-n out of their -ss and into the other person’s face, much like a shotgun blast. this is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise. i can’t get off these days unless i shotgun feltch a catholic priest.
- shower pool
when you dont have a pool but you have a cold shower to cool you down, preferably water temperture resembling pool conditions. its so d-mn hot today, i think im gonna take a dip in the shower pool.
- koncord
koncord is a word used to described people from concord, california. the term is commonly used by people living in areas surrounding concord. it is spelled with a “k” instead of a “c” because it is -ssumed people from concord cannot spell concord correctly. actions can also be described as koncord, such as vandalism and […]