Shontal
the most amazing girl, and best friend you can ever have. she loves to sing, has a big heart, and can help you through any problem. shontal’s are generally blessed when it comes to bodies and are amazing at using this to dance.
hot guy: “that chick i hooked up with at the club was so fine. i don’t remember her name but she was definitely a shontal.”
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