a smart, caring, sensitive specimen who has a slightly less than average p*n*s but still buys trojan magnum condoms to boost his fragile ego. although he tends to overcompensate by smoking a lot of weed and telling everyone about it, deep down he’s a kind and intelligent being who enjoys sipping a gl*ss of chardonnay while watching a riveting episode of gray’s anatomy and having a good cry. 3/10 would recommend to a friend. 100% daddy material.
d*mn, i could really be down to watch the new season of the bachelor with shonynn after work!
a woman who was nice, long suffering, forgiving, always taken for granted, exploited but due to being taken to the last straw and betrayed by the people she loved and by society, has turned into a angry, indifferent, selfish, bitter, arrogant, vain, sometimes rude, aggressive, bossy, strong person better described as a c*nt. the feminine […]
- sample text
a phrase used in mlg vines and videos. when there is an extreme b*ss drop or trickshot random things appear, sometimes including ‘sample text’. most of the time it has absolutely no meaning, it just takes up sp*ce like the wow guy or mountain dew and doritos. person 1: you’re stupid background: random sh*t proceeds […]
it stands for rise of the tomb raider which is an action-adventure game developed by crystal dynamics and was released november 10 2015 and was a timed exclusive for the xbox one and 360 the game was a critical success sitting at a 88% on metacritic when im on twitter i try talking about the […]
- whiskey pork
when you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom. brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki’s mom for some whiskey pork.