Shoodery
the act of carry another person on your shoulders. the person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier’s chest. the carrier can then grip their shins for balance. most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.
warning: giving an adult male a shoodery can result in unwanted t-st-cl–neck contact.
named as such by the people of glasgow, scotland (glaswegians) who pr-nounce the word ‘shoulder’ as ‘shooder’.
big tess was so drunk the other night, i had to give her a shoodery home. i only wish i’d known she was going commando, i had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
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