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• shoot him an ask

  to ask somebody something. it doesn’t have to be a guy, “shoot her an ask” is totally legit too. “is tom coming to the party? i don’t know, let me shoot him an ask.”

• short changed

  1. to be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute. 2. to mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person 1. i just got “short changed” by that quick traffic light 2. i just “short changed” myself by shifting in my chair […]

• Shoturday

  a sat-rday night in which only shots of liquor are consumed. gordon’s vodka is the liquor of choice. no beer allowed. megan: what are we doing this sat-rday night? andrew: i think we should make it a shot-rday.

• Shoverolet

  pr-nounced shove rolay. a derivation of chevrolet. an unreliable car, probably made by general motors, that requires push-starting on a regular basis. base pricing of shovevroli (the plural form) runs from less than $1,000 to the window sticker price of any post-bailout gm model. hey man, don’t by that pile a cr-p malibu. it won’t […]

• leg monkey

  derogatory term for a child. usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type. have you been to susan’s house? leg monkey city. you can’t go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

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