shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having s-x with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
she never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
the inability to -j-c-l-t- s-m-n due to various medical problems including unnecessary prostate surgery. technically its called retrograde -j-c-l-t–n or dry -rg-sm. your s-m-n is deposited into your bladder and you void it next pee. adequate s-xual tension release and pleasure is diminished. this may be psychological but is also physiological
dude: when i jerk off and have an -rg-sm all i do is shoot blanks.
dude 2: how about when your banging a female?
dude: same thing
dude 2: how about when she’s given you head.
dude:same….sigh
to be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. only a male can “shoot blanks”.
aaliyah: “wait…we shout use some protection.”
r. kelly (in his mind): “d-mn. i hate when they say that, it’s no good with one of those. i’d better think of an excuse. let’s see…”
(out loud) “uh…i’m shooting blanks so it’s ok.”
aaliyah: “all right.”
r. kelly: “uh…can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you’re 12 instead of 15?”
aaliyah: “ok.”

(3 months later)
r. kelly: “sh-t. that didn’t work, i knocked her up. oh well, maybe she’ll die in a plane crash or something.”
male dry -rg-sm due to s-xual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. for many males who can no longer expel s-m-n due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. s-xual sensation is diminished or -rg-sm is painful. s-xual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry -rg-sm.
after prostate removal by the up the d-ck method, i can no longer shoot my load. i can only shoot blanks. i hope my urlogist’s genitals falls off.