Shoot me in the balls
can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). synonym of “fml.”
“i am swamped with work. shoot me in the b-lls…”
post-car wreck/bad situation: “shoot me in the b-lls!”
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