shoot the deputy
what bob marley didn’t do.
“i shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy”
-j-c-l-t-ng onto your (or someone else’s) feces.
“i was having a w-nk on the sh-tter, i got up, turned around to shoot the deputy, and your mom walked in!”
Read Also:
- shpance
one who plays too many video games and stands on a corner for his or her job shaking a sign. “look at him over there in his weenie costume with that obnoxious sign, he’s such a shpance haha.”
- Shred Sauce
shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. shred sauce is generally available in high alt-tude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the “skier” (and occasionally the “snowboarder”), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest […]
- shrhrw
a 1337 counter-strike player that is better than everyone else. d-mn man shrhrw got me again!
- Shrimp'n
when a man -j-c-l-t-s inside another mans r-ct-m and proceeds to insert a drinking straw, and suck out the s-m-n. buzz is the king of shrimp’n
- shtufe
a one-night stand when you didn’t think you’d get any. she had enough gin that i was able to shtufe her and make it her idea.