Shoot the gap
a plan that involves the attempted hook up between a single man and a woman in a relationship. similar to the expression, “just cuz there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score!”
brandon: dude, what’s your plan for tonight?
robert: i don’t know dude, i think i’m going operation “shoot the gap” with awbreigh tonight!
brandon: but she’s dating someone, isn’t she?
robert: exactly…
this is when you’re sitting on the toilet after a h-llacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your -sshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize…
“oh, man i’m gonna puke”
but there’s no trash can in sight, so you have to “shoot the gap.” for the gentleman, pull your c-ck and b-lls somewhere out of sight and aim..
this is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
oh, i missed…i missed…stan, i’m so sorry. i couldn’t shoot the gap.
doing something that may cause you or other people to get hurt.
usually done in a car, while people are peer pressuring the driver.
if a person tells you to shoot the gap and you don’t then you are a p-ssy.
if the gap you are shooting is “huge” then it is dangerous.
may be confused with actually shooting a person of asian heritage.
bob: dude shoot the gap
steve: aaaaaaaaa
bob: do it!!!!!
steve: dude!!!!
(steve shot the gap)
bob: dude that was a “huge” gap
steve: wow that was close
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