shoot the moon


1. a term used in the game of hearts when you attempt to collect every heart, the queen of spades, and sometimes the jack as well. normally pulled off when you’ve been dealt a bunch of high cards or nearly an entire suite, or your opponents are frickin’ r-t-rded.

2. to attempt the near-impossible.
1. you had a frickin’ ace of hearts, but you played a two!? way to let him shoot the moon!!

2. 5 star freebird on guitar hero ii? you’re shootin’ the moon!
– to take a risk and cheat in a school exam which may result

in gaining high grades.
– to p-ss and excel at card games, an exam or other

activities.
– to ask for the best or the most you could hope for.
– to take a risk which may result in great rewards; to

succeed after taking such a risk.
– to attain great heights, a high value, or a numerically high

measurement.
– reham used to be a smart -ss, but never gained high marks at school, but once she { shot the moon} in all her final exams, she became one of the first top ten students in the country.
– what? you’ll flunk the test? are you mad? don’t you have eyes to see? are you driving me nuts? don’t you know that our cl-ssmate, reham, {shot the moon} a week ago and p-ssed with an honor? go and {shoot the moon} or you will fail.
to drink a very large amount of alcohol, and yet somehow escape a hangover the next day.

origin: to play a game with seemingly suicidal tactics that pay off through sheer luck.
“jesus, i drank 14 beers, five c-cktails and three tequila’s last night but today i feel great!”
“way to shoot the moon, dude!”
to m-st-rb-t- outside, at night, and aim towards the moon when you blow your load.
it’s such a nice night, i think i’ll go out back and shoot the moon.
verb, intransitive: during intercourse to withdraw at climax and -j-c-l-t- across her bare b-ttocks as is commonly done in x-rated films.
so did you c-m inside her? no man, she wanted me to shoot the moon.
to launch your car into the air by using some form of a ramp
“bo, looks like we’re gonna have to shoot the moon” cooter – dukes of hazzard
to take 30 hits from a grav (gravity bong), each one followed shortly by the next.
“why is he so very very stoned?”
“because he shot the moon dude.”

before we go to the concert, we are going to shoot the moon to make sure we are completly baked for the entire event.

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