Shoot you in the face


1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. mostly used when someone want to -j-c-l-t- during s-x after a long time without having any s-x…
example #1

while a household is being robbed…

le father : please spare my life… i have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me… and lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed… they’ll go hungry if i die! please everything except killing me… please :'(

thug : do you see this gun? i’m gonna shoot you in the face if you don’t give me all your money and one of your dogs… i love dogs

example #2

h-rny dude : hey girl, i’m h-rny…

sl-t : sure… you’re the last guy i haven’t had s-x with in this cl-ss…

h-rny dude : let’s get it done…

they returned home… and have s-x for a while…
about 2 minutes later…

h-rny dude : sh-t… i think i’m gonna c-m…

sl-t : so soon? you suck!

h-rny dude : i know… it’s just that i haven’t had any s-x for about 4 months straight…

sl-t : 0_o

h-rny dude : would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

sl-t : i can’t wait…

h-rny dude : arrgh…. i think i’m gonna c-m… here goes! arrghhhhh!!!

sl-t : you idiot! that went right into my eye!
what i will do to you when you least expect it.
when you get home, i’ll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

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