shootin blanks


when a male has a non ejaculatory -rg-sm
so i was bangin this broad, and i shot a blank load in her face. to bad nothin came out.
when a male -j-c-l-t-s but there is no sperm
i wanted to glarbonize on her back, but the whole night i was shootin’ blanks

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