shooting blanks into a dead end
when both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can’t get pregnant. the male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. the male therefore does not have sperm in his -j-c-l-t- and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
female 1: “the s-x with joe was great last night. i love not using a condom.”
female 2: “hey aren’t you guys afraid you’ll get pregnant?”
female1: “we’re both fixed. he’s shooting blanks into a dead end!”
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