Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive


when someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
jack: hey joe, what are you giving up for lent?
joe: nothing, why?
jack: oh good. can you give up chocolate with me?
joe: no man, that’s like shooting myself in the d-ck and expecting to survive

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