Shooting Pumpkins
v. exhibiting an irrational hatred of bill and hillary clinton. a reference to indiana congressman dan burton’s attempts to prove the clintons killed vince foster by shooting a pumpkin for “forensic evidence.”
edwards supporter: hillary wants to sell your children to walmart.
normal dude: man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.
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