Shooting the stork
when one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the d-ck before he -j-c-l-t-s, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
‘shooting the stork’ is the new ‘pulling out.’
i got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so i hopped out of bed and shot his stork. she left in about 30 seconds.
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