Shop Jack
to steal or use somthing that is not yours. it can apply to copying some aspect of another person as a means to make yourself look better than you really are. or using an object of another person’s without their knowledge. also applies to talking about a concept as if you birthed it even though it was already around 100’s of years before you were.
“d-mn it, jerry shop jacked my deodorant!”
“what’s with bob always shop jacking my style?”
“dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?”
someone- “hey, i just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, i’m going to call it, facialbook.”
someone else- “you’re a bag of hammers, you’re just shop jacking facebook.”
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