Shop Rite


chain of supermarkets in new jersey. third largest employer in the state.
employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, b-tches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. know for being cheap as h-ll, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
shop rite -if its a bad idea, we do it first!

holy sh-t! its snowing! lets go to the shop rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an -sshole!
a terrible supermarket chain in the mid-atlantic region that is run by spoiled rich b-st-rds that treat its employees like sh-t, who also hire managers who manage the stores because they were too much f-ck-ups to make it anywhere else in the world.
person one: where do you work?

person two: at shoprite

person one: oh, now that explains why you’re so suicidal all the time.
a supermarket chain in the middle-atlantic states.
i work at shoprite! bokchoy is produce code 4545!
old people come here on the senior bus to get some groceries and get food for their cats, so they do not eat out their eyeb-lls.
too many f-cking old people at shop-rite!
a place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.
tim: “where do you work?”
me: “shop-rite.”
tim: “loser…”

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