shoplifting


1. stealing things from a shop without paying
2. a secret underground sport, where people with inhumane strength bet on which shops they can lift
3. a tard playing in a shops lift.
1. wow that guys shoplifting hes gunna get caught
2. jesus he strong look at him shoplifting tescos
3. what a tard, shoplifting like that. i think this is is 7th time up, he needs a job
verb; an action that is present when walmart security just sucks -ss
shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.
having consensual s-x with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.
ashley’s girlfriend thought they were having regular s-x, but he was really shoplifting.

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