Shopping for Haggars with LBJ
performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
“i came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and i were shopping for haggars with lbj.”
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talking about inconsequential things. the most basic of conversation. “that guy is so vapid, the chat was total shop talk” “don’t ask me how the weather is, i hate shop talk” “our conversation was like the shop talk of sedated housewives”
- Short Answer
to answer a question without wanting to give any background information usually due to shame. also used when you know the complete answer is extremely unexciting. ryan- hey brad did you sleep with that chick last night? brad-short answer? yes ryan- long answer? brad-yes.. and she turned out to be a “he” so lets drop […]
- short-heeled
derogatory word used to describe a woman that ‘falls onto her back’ easily. a sl-t. i don’t know if i should date her; i’ve heard she’s short-heeled.
- Shovel Mouth
where a person has a tendancy to ‘dig a hole’ every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject. “everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. he had a serious case of shovel mouth!”
- Showerhead hottie
the person a woman fantasizes about while masturbating with the showerhead. brad pitt is my favorite showerhead hottie.