shopping jihad
a relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.
“i don’t care if they’re sold out – i will not call off my shopping jihad until i find those chanel flats in pink patent leather…size 9!”
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