Shopping Shits


a rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you must have.
vicki: ” hey valerie, wanna go to the mall? nordie’s is having their half yearly sale and i have a 20% off coupon!

valerie: ” h-ll yeah, im in! i saw the sale add today……im soooo excited! hope they have a clean bathroom ’cause i feel a case of the shopping sh-ts coming on!”

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