shorewood


home of the thunderbirds (squawk!). a school that continuously devotes time, year after hopeless year to bending over for sh-r-crest’s football team (the dominating rivals) for at least the past 4 years in a row. sh-r-wood has some upsides however: like…they have hot chicks, and ugly -ss guys, so sh-r-crest doods tend to make the trip over there, pick up some hoes and bang ’em. man, if only the chicks would bend over for us doods as good as their football team does it, that would be something. also it’s full of kids who think they are h-lla hood, in fact, they call it “sh-r–hood”…and once you spend a day around there, you realize why n-body else will call it sh-r–hood. have a happy football season next year boys on your way to another 1-9 record!
“dood you wanna go pick up some sh-r-wood chicks?”
“naww man, let’s just pick up one of the sw football players, we both know they bend over for us wayy better then any chick.”
“dood, no h-m-.”
“all i gotta say is beat the wood!”

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