short cop syndrone
a psychological disorder common in police officers 5’6″ and under. do to self-esteem issues stemming from their reduced stature, they compensate by exerting an amount of angst non-proportional to the violation incurred by the offender.
guy: what’s the problem officer?
short cop: what’s the problem!?! you were going 57 in a 55 zone!!! (gets all red in the face) and keep your hands on the wheel where i can see them!!!
guy(thinking): g-d what a case of short cop syndrone
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