short eyes


a pedophile, or one who is jailed for child molestation
it’s dangerous to be labeled short eyes in prison.
a prison incarcerated for child moslestion.
“don’t -ssociate with him cuz his got short eyes”
prisoner’s word for child molester
the minute a short-eyes h-ts the shower in the federal hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.
synonym for pedophile.

obverse of m-th-r f-cker.

one who should be executed with a hot clothes iron slowly over 10 years.

(note: should not be confused with sho-tay or shorty)
“being a short-eye is one of the lowest criminal profiles, even the worst convicted prisoners loath pedophiles”
a bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. one who holds racial biases towards others.
the n-z- party was full of “short eyes”.
prison jargon for p-rno material
“i’ll trade you my p&j for your short eyes.”

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