Short Shake


a short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. the short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
joe: dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
john: yeah, he did that to me today too.
joe: what a p-ssy!

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