Short-Sleeved Genius


a short-sleeved genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. this person utilizes their limited power to -ssert complete authority or -ssumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. think a psycho pep boys manager or dwight from the office. while anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential short-sleeved genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.
i was at the dmv getting my license renewed when some short-sleeved genius told me i was in the wrong line. he threatened to “write me up” if i didn’t change lines. wtf, i don’t even work there!

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