Short Squaring


using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.
i’m having to short square it with two squares per -ss wipe because my roommate won’t go to the store.

i think my -ss is sh-tty because i’m short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

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