Short story long
something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn’t know how to tell a story. it’s a play on the annoying clarifier, “long story short,” people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. so instead you say the opposite.
so i was walking into the store the other day, i wanted to get some aspirin because i had this m-ssive headache and i walked down aisle four but they only had tylenol but that doesn’t work and i went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!
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