short timer


that b-st-rd co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a sh-t about sh-t.
don’t even bother waking jim, he’s a short timer.
after turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a d-mn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them
sure, i’m leaving and gave two weeks notice, but i really want it to be over now. i have short timer disease
any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. therefore they don’t give a flying f-ck about their job anymore.
spc joe snuffy: man i got to wake up and go to pt. f-ck that im going back to bed im a short timer.
someone who is sentenced to the county pokey for 30 days or less.
quit yer b-tch -ss cryin’, you’re just a short timer.
book by gustav hasford describing his experiences in the vietnam war.

later made into a movie by stanley kubrick, full metal jacket, starring matthew modine, r. lee ermey and others.
the short timers is the book that the movie full metal jacket is based on.
when a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.
mike’s got short timers man! he took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!
a luck son of a b-tch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a f-ck will be given at work.
that b-st-rd will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, f-cking short timer.

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