short towel guy
a very thin heteros-xual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. a short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. this behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.
short towel guy(entering the room): has anyone seen short towel guy?
travel companion: dude, what the f-ck are you doing?
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