Shorts 9/11


shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
wearing short shorts is crucial.
walking like a dweeb
wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11
wes: look at that guy over there

paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11

wes: yeah thats the one what a d—

paul: have you seen him . . . shorts

wes: omg he just wiped out that kid

paul: (snarl) bl–dy shorts 9/11

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