Shortznob
a person, addicted to completing the new york times sunday crossword in ink, for whom this is a method of shoring up feelings of self-worth and intellectual pride. derived from will shortz, editor magnus for the times, it is an affliction common to several million people.
i’m a shortzn-b, but in the words of woody allen,i need the eggs.
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