SHOTGUN CROSSBOW.


double-barreled shotgun crossbow used by willem dafoe’s character in the 2010 vampire horror film daybreakers. the single greatest vampire-slaying weapon this side of the sun.
okay ash, you’ve got the chainsaw. buffy, you get mr. pointy. i get the shotgun crossbow.

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