Shotgun Masturbate


to shotgun m-st-rb-t- is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. this is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.
guy #1: dude, how hot is she?
guy #2: i swear, i could shotgun m-st-rb-t- to her.
guy #1: really? i don’t believe?
guy #2: no lie. i swear. just chk, chk, boom.

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