Shotgun rider
when you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front p-ssenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
jimmy: “hey billy bob, i noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard.”
billy bob: “yup, that’s my shotgun rider’s seat from my old ford pickup.”
jimmy: “why’d ya take it out?”
billy bob: “she called dibs.”
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