Shotgun Rule
if a person calls shotgun, they automatically get that place in the vehicle. there are only a few exceptions to this rule (also called the shotty rule depending on where you’re from), such as
~the boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~the driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
under no circ-mstances are you allowed to break this rule.
pawl-shotgun!
(gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. driver doesn’t start vehicle)
pawl-gary, what the h-ll. didn’t you just hear me call shotgun?
gary-i can’t fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
pawl-you liar!
driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst sc-m of the bottom of society’s shoe would even think of doing that. get out of my car, you’re walking home.
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