shotgun status
a social network “status posting” which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
a shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
joan status:
i have decided…. i f^-&^ hate you!!!!!!
jan: who me? what did i do.
sue: no, i think she’s mad at her mother.
john: i’m sorry… wtf is it this time?
mum: you are barred from the computer for a week. how dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
joan: chill out everyone, i was talking about my cat. it ate my goldfish.
john: dirty laundry? tell us more…
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